I promised earlier in the day to tell you more of other jobs I have applied for.

Well here are some of them.

- Mascot For the Parachute Regiment.

- Harbour Master for Wigan Pier

- The New Hunchback of Notre Dame

- The Man in the Moon

- Old Father Time

- Stable Boy for the Four Horses of the Apocalypse

- Horse for Lady Godiva

- Official Government Scapegoat

- Hairy Human Dulux Dog

- Lightning Conductor

- The Lincolnshire Poacher

- Witchfinder General

- Jack the Giant Killer the Second

- King of the Castle [ various castles ]

and so many more !